complete guide to card jitsu

Hiya penguins, this is wurburt45348, and here is my card-jitsu guide. feel free to put this on your site, but make sure you give my site credit, otherwise i can have wordpress shut your site down, even if it is just until you give proper credit to me.

so lets start with the basics.

card jistu is played by selecting a card. fire beats ice, water beats fire, and ice beats water. becoming a ninja won’t happen too quickly. (unless you are me) there are many problems, since this IS a brand new game. here are some tips to get past the problems. server won’t load? here is some advice: if you are trying to get into a server with 1 or 2 bars, that probably means it crashed. try servers with 3 or 4. The dojo is always full? advice: go on portugese servers, they have much less people. not earning belts? there could be a few problems. first, to play always click the sensei then click “competition mode” this mode earns you experience much faster. second- if it says this room is full after you have won, do not x out of the map then x out of the game, because you will then lose the exp you have gained.

Earning belts

you start off with no belt and work your way up. here is how you earn experience:

In order
to earn belts you must gain experience and skills in competition mode. For
competition mode games you get 25 points when you win and 5 points when you
lose. If some one quits the game early the player who didn’t quit gets 5
points. The points you earn are credited towards your next rank. 

pretty simple right?

as you get higher belts, it takes more wins to get them.

Advice to No-belt penguins
just keep playing competition mode matches and take my advice and you will be white belt in no time.

Advice to white belt penguins

i see you have passed the no-belt stage.now things get a little harder, better players, but you should just be glad they usually arent too hard yet. overcome them by sticking with a battle plan. as you advance through the belts, i will give you tips to beat tougher opponents. the reason i dont give it to you now is because i may confuse you.

yellow belt penguins

congratulations, young grasshoppers if you are reading this, that means you are a yellow belt. here is where i introduce a few things you should know by now. if somebody uses their level 10 card, the next turn use the lowest card you have available because card values are switched, lvl 10 cards are worthless, and lvl 2 cards are the best! unfortunately for you, you still have a lot to go to get to the coveted ninja.

green belt penguins

getting there, but not nearly there, yet. if you ever wondered why even though you have fire water and ice or 3 of a kind, but you didn’t win, it was because they all have to be different colors for you to win, so if you have blue water, blue fire, and yellow ice (lol YELLOW ice), you need a color of water or fire that is not yellow or blue.

blue belt penguins, red belt penguins and purple belt penguins

just keep going, here is where it is really important to take my advice, because you will be playing a lot of penguins above you.

brown belt penguins

my advice does not apply to you, just do what you feel is right.

black belt penguins

wow! congratulations you have made it so far. now the only thing that stands in the way of you and ninjahood is sensei. dont think of him as an unbeatable mind reader (which he is) think of him as a no-belt penguin(which he also is). i can tell you this, he is a very easy penguin to defeat. all you have to do is keep fighting him. if he makes one slip-up. the match is as good as yours. just pick the 2 cards that you need to win, and he loses.

Ninja penguins

waddle with pride ninjas. you are one of the few awesome penguins. all others tremble before your might. but never forget that you started off as a no-belt, like all. Do not brag, do not act special. just enjoy the “fruits of your labor”

i really hope this helped all of you. this is ALL my work and i would really appreciate if you gave me proper credit